I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
God I need to hump something, right now.
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