Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
either way he was missing a nipple.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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