Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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