I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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