In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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