that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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