i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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