What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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