We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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