return my video game
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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