About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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