You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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