Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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