Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos