We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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