kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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