I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
My life is pants optional.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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