How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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