Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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