I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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