I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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