is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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