I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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