i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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