erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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