I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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