I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
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I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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