How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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