There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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