dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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