I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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