So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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