i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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