Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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