I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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