whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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