That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
that may or may not have been my penis.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
