I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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