remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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