What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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