My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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