eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So much rum. So many feels.
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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