Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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