well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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