butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i think i just naturally attract stoners
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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