Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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