I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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