Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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