Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
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He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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