he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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