Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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