So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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