I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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