you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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