She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
you will always have a special place in my vag
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
i think my cat just said my name.
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congrats on being the token straight people in our group.