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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance

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• (786): View more from Florida

  i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad

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• (209): View more from California

  High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....

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  The baked potato bra?

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• (310): View more from California

  Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.

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