but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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