I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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