Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.